- Losing your script
- Realising you’ve missed your cue
- The director and/or stage manager shouting at you
- Standing right in front of a dry ice machine
- Mucking up a set piece
- Completely forgetting your lines and/or blocking
i waSNT EXPECTING OVER 30.
yEAH THAT’S RIGHT, PREPARE FOR THE UNEXPECTED.
PICK UP LINE HOUR IS NOW
- Valar Morghulis.
- Yes, all men must die, but we are not men.
Before her marriage bed was even cold, Gertrude jumped vagina-first into bed with Claudius.
do you ever listen to broadway music and think
they just wrote a song about women killing their husbands
and its good
I love these moments in the earlier books. When everything turns out okay and they all have a big feast and they’re all happy and nobody gets hurt and nobody dies.
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot